WHAT TIME IS IT? THAT'S RIGHT!!!
IF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you were traveling at the speed of smell going down a cascading waterfall of molten love. How far would you get before the ICE PRINCESS throws her ice lance into your ballsack and OBLITERATES YOUR INSIDES!!! Would you like it? Me so horny for ICE PRINCESS. Well, when a man loves a woman. BACON WRAP SUPREME! IT'S GOOD TO GO! CAVERN OF GOODIE GOODIE GOODNESS! Toss a Blue Mage with a Viagra into a group of Tape Worms and have yourself a good ol' time! IF you survive this fiasco, then you will face the WHITE RABBIT! And slay him with thine HOLY HAND GRENADE OF ANTIOCH! You must count to 3! 4 is too many, 2 is one too few. 5 is RIGHT OUT! AND TOSS THINE HAND GRENADE INTO THE DEN OF THE WHITE RABBIT! And here comes here Lancelot! *dun dun dun dun dun dun*... AGAIN *dun dun dun dun dun dun dun*..... AGAIN! *dun dun dun dun dun dun*! AND HERE HE IS!!!!!P.S. I am not drunk or stoned.Love,_______
ROUND 2 BITCHES!!! IT'S BACK AGAIN!
So, you want more? Got that yearning in your stomach for some more Hisaw craziness? WELL, YOU'RE IN LUCK YOU SACKS OF DOG BALLS IN A TURKEY BAKE! I am on something, nothing illegal or of any substance at all.... well.. here goes! You find yourself lacking a little in the pants? Here's the cure!!! PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE BALLS! GUARANTEED TO Make your MOTHER CRY! (may also cause explosive diarhea.. leaky anal seepage, your grandmother to be mauled by a grizzly bear, and your friends to call you NANCY (Frank if you are female and or have girlie parts).. SO! You think you can face the BLACK KNIGHT! You can't take him! NO, NO, NO YOU CAN'T! You cut off a limb but he doesn't care! HE LIKES IT! HE WANTS MORE!!??? GIVE IT TO HIM BABY YEA!!!!! And F*($ him in his F#*$%(^) @$$hole until he bleeds WHITE! (if you catch the drift) (not really, there was no drift, I hope you feel dumb).... (no really there was a drift..) (maybe)..................... THE BLACK KNIGHT HAS FALLEN AGAIN!P.S. once again.. not drunk or highLOVE ALWAYS,_______ (BITCHES)
ROUND 3, can you FU(<@$ handle this $-7?
WOO! ONCE AGAIN! HERE I BE! Ever wonder what it's like to die? Is there really a whole bunch of virgins ready and willing to have sex with you? YOU KNOW WHAT?!?!?!?!?! THERE IS!!! ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE WHO NEVER HAD SEX/COULDN'T BEFORE THEY DIED!!! HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT? Ugly and all sorts... pervs and everything! all for you to ram like the cattle they are!!!! YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT! Just like Chewbacca and Han Solo getting it on the MILLENIUM FALCON! That's how the thing moves, didn't you know? OMG! IT'S JABA WITH HIS FAT OF LOVE!!! He'll suffocate you with his love! Or maybe his [BBLLEEEEPP]. I'm not sure which one... (;D) weren't expecting that at all, were yOU? NO YOU WEREN'T! I KNOW THE TRUTH. You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH EVEN IF IT WERE A TEN INCH THICK PIPE IN YOUR RECTUM!!!!! YOU KNOW IT!LOVE ME ALWAYS!,________, Not drunk or high.... you bastards.
I wanna fly like a fluffy fluffy fluffy thing that flies
so the prettypretty princess wasn't so pretty anymore. She kissed the toad and she got warts. And she ate corn nuts and wallowed in her own spit. Numbers calculated as the gnome came towards her room. Opening the door he exlamed with bloody horror "Sweet Jesus you will herpes in three days." "Jeepers Batman I don't wanna have herpes." and the gnome screamed angrily. "You idiotic butt fucking meat bag. "Don't worry Robin my princess I will share the herpes with oyu. I don' know what the fuck is going on in this story anymore. What am I writing about? Oh right batamn adn Robin have herpes. Robin is a princess with genital warts. and Batman is a gnome. Then then the oh mighty king joker screams "oh gee teh competitive advantage of internet technology my dashboard is a confessional, boys do not like girls, they like windex and meatballs! We all scream yankee doodle dandy while rubbing our asses and thrusting to the tune of the mamba!" Writeen by _______ and _______. No wer'e not on crack just ccccm aka diabetes in a cup dosed with a little bit of fear for our lives. Annouced to teh genreal public cause we must make it seem like we are talking to YOU and not everyone....we're not clinically insane just psychotic......and scared shitless that there is a mutated cougar outside waiting to eat us.
The reall reality of Narnia
So vomit projectiled from my mouth as we beat eachother with licorice whips in the completely fucked up bondage tape of our lives!!!!!!!!!! The fairy came through a window and stared at the calender for a few moments before screaming in panty soiling terror "we are late for the kings birth due date you chocolate coated fucks!" before fluttering calmly from out shattered glass mansion. "never fear, I can fly at the speed of slam you face into a keyboard speed" one of us screamed while attempting to swoop us all up in a gonorea infested embrace to whisk us away to the mutant kinds child bearing ceremony before the smallest elf piped up screaming "come oyu dumb donkey ramming fuck of a ball sack." We must fly to far away land of Narnia." We have a hair appointmetn with Aslan to have his hair died blue and the faun wants asleeping potion to knock out the little girl so he rap her. As teh ice queen throws the basketball of ball c rushing dumb at the prince Edmond. "If you will not bare my children you willbare none. You bastard fucking line of a cocaine dealing asshole." King Peter left for teh stables nd rode off into the sunset on the back of his Trusty companion Phillip. Whom whom he did naughty naughty things to. Beastiality isn't the best way to go!. How much did they forget? Why did I put this movie in. How much induendoes can be found when you'rs on a three day sugar rush.
Why is this movie stil playing?????????????????????????????
Woah Horsey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My name is Phillip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m truely sorry
to everyone. For everything you have read tonight. just stop reading and be thankful you aren't actually here hearing my british accent adn seeing us prancing around in our bras yelling about mutant cougars outside the windows. And listenign to teh most random music selection I have ever heard in my life
CCCCM for life!
Rock on I'm passing out now!
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