I shouldn't even post this

But I promised I wouldn't change what I wrote because of who reads this :/
So I was reading through your blogs today,
I do that every couple days,
usually I alternate sometimes I read post secret,
sometimes I read yours,
I read yours more though since you post way more than that one,
anyways,
today I was reading through all the blogs i've missed,
and I found the one saying you want a pug,
I want to get you one,
want to grant your wishes,
like some sort of fairly god friend,
being your god mother would just be strange,
then again I don't know if I could call myself your friend at this point either,
so fair god person?
I accidentally typed dog at first,
ironic considering this was spurred by a dog?
No,
i'm just looking for reasoning where there is none,
anyways,
i'm off topic again,
I wanted to get you a pug,
but I remembered a second later you're allergic to dogs,
and your mom would probably murder me,
so I thought,
I'll get her a stuffed pug,
but then I remembered that I couldn't give it to you,
not since we aren't really talking,
and it frustrated me,
I wanted to do that for you,
every time I read your blog I forget,
forget that I blew up on you like I did,
forget that you aren't really talking to me,
forget that i'm trying to do what you want me to do and leave you be,
I even thought about getting the stuffed animal pug,
wrapping it up,
and having someone random take it to the coffee shop,
or to someone who would see you,
it would have to be someone who doesn't know you though,
cause your friends would tell you it was me,
and we couldn't have that,
however now that plan is null and void,
since i've put it somewhere that you can see,
you know what,
...
i'm going to go out and get that stuffed animal pug anyways.